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South Park: Season 13 Episode 1 – “The Ring”

March 8, 2009

South Park: Season 13 Episode 1 – “The Ring”
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers’ concert where they each get purity rings.
Original Air Date: 2009-03-11


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Preview “The Ring” here (“Kenny’s New Girlfriend” – The boys discuss Kenny’s new girlfriend.)


Please check back on Saturday or Sunday night for more South Park Episode News!

“The Ring” Uncensored Version will be available for streaming on
March 11th, 2009 11:59PM Pacific Time. You will watch it here (Flash Player required) instead of downloading the episode from site like

From the Comedy Central Press Release:

NEW YORK, March 9, 2009 –KENNY AND HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND GO TO A JONAS BROTHERS’ CONCERT in the 13th season premiere of “South Park” titled, “The Ring.”
“South Park” returns with seven all-new episodes beginning Wednesday, March 11 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.

Thinking it’s his way into her heart and other body parts, Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers Concert. His dream of taking their relationship to the next level is crushed when the Jonas Brothers give them purity rings.


  • Jonas Brothers according to Wikipedia.
  • Purity Rings according to Wikipedia.
  • The Ring” on Wikipedia.
  • TGIF
  • Mr. Slave
  • Netflix
  • Grey’s anatomy
  • Jonas Brothers “I’ve Got A Ring”
  • Mickey Mouse
  • Catcher in The Rough
  • “Jonas Brothers hot foams on the face.”
  • Jonas Brothers The 3D Concert Experience
  • Dreamworks
  • Red Rocks
  • Diatribe against Christianity
  • Valhalla
  • Syphilis
  • As usual, this episode will be available for streaming at South Park Studios following the premiere on March 11th, 2009. Uncensored version will follow shortly after.
  • “The Ring” uncensored version will be available purchase starting March 15th, 2009 at and iTunes Store.
  • Stay tuned for more info.

Public Service Announcement:

This episode will be available for streaming after the premiere on Wednesday March 11th, 2009 at South Park Studios. Flash Player Required. Unfortunately the stream will not be available in the following countries:

Australia, Denmark, Finland, France, New Zealand, Norway, Sweden, U.K.

Comedy Central Airing Schedule for “The Ring” (Eastern and Pacific Time)

  • Wednesday March 11 2009 10:00PM
  • Thursday March 12 2009 12:00AM
  • Thursday March 12 2009 10:00PM
  • Friday March 13 2009 12:00AM
  • Friday March 13 2009 02:30AM
  • Saturday March 14 2009 12:30AM
  • Monday March 16 2009 10:00PM

Comedy Central strongly urges you not to download the episode from any site such as or any other South Park related sites. Remember that unauthorized download of South Park episodes hurts Comedy Central and South Park team. It is very very wrong to download South Park Episodes from sites like, because Comedy Central would have to wait for another 2 months to get gold plated shark tank installed in their lobby. Instead, Comedy Central would like you to purchase the episode from vendors like or iTunes Store.


Now Available


South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season (Uncensored) DVD Set

South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season (Uncensored) Blu-Ray Set



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Images are courtesy of South Park Studios and Comedy Central.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. Brian Johnson permalink
    March 12, 2009 9:06 pm

    Lots of laughs in the season premiere. Check out some further takes on the episode at Principally Political.


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